Main Ideas, SMPs and the like . . .

Main Ideas, SMPs and the like . . .

Below is a list of SMPs and Main Ideas that I like but aren’t develop enough to warrant an entire page form me. Enjoy the filler photo on the right. Without it, there’d be a weird white space there so it’s staying.

Taglines:

helloTushy - Bidet Company

So here is my “Condom ad,” but hey, at least it’s not a condom ad.

The Part of the Day You’'ll Look Forawrd to the Most

Your Butthole Will Thank You

Main Idea:

Fun fact about New Hampshire, visiting Dartmouth College is among the top ten things to do while visiting the state according to a random travel list I found researching for this campaign. Man, who would move to New Hampshire, there is nothing to do there — wait a minute . . .

Sometimes we hate people too

- New Hampshire Tourism

SMP:

An Experience Beyond the Screen

- AMC Theatres

Sure, streaming services are cool and all, but when I watch a movie, I don’t want to have to hear the dishwasher running in the background.

SMP:

Burn the Calories by Living

If you eat garbage, you’ll feel like garbage, but this isn’t garbage, but it tastes like it.

: Big Idea

Earned Sweetness

Today sucked. Make it suck less. You earned it. Why feel guilty? It’s just fruit.

SMP, Main Idea, Tagline, literally all of it:

GOOD STICKS

It’s funny how the Magnum Opus of my college career is only two words long.

- EXTRA Gum